Oh, captain! My captain! Show your allegiance to the greatest captain of the USS Enterprise, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of course. You wonít need to defend your stance when you wear the Star Trek Picard is Better T-Shirt as it makes all the best points for you. The red, 100% cotton tee features the 10 Reasons Why Picard is Better Than Kirk:
10. Picard is a man of culture.
9. Kirk was scared of a little tribble.
8. Kirk wouldnít go anywhere alone.
7. Picard looks fantastic in spandex.
6. Picard lasted more seasons than Kirk.
5. Picard doesnít need hair to feel like a man.
4. Picardís ship logs contain more syllables per word than Kirkís.
3. Picard hasnít contributed to the population explosion.