You donít get a reputation like the Ferengi without some serious work. Get the Star Trek DS9 Quarkís Rules T-Shirt and get to work on your own reputation, you just have to follow his rules:
1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best deal is the one that makes the most profit.
3. Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
4. A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.
5. If you canít break a contract, bend it.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.